Good Thing You Are There

Me and the girls decided to try the Han river cruise.

We had no idea how beautiful the Han river could be. Because you know it's just there no matter what, i guess i didn't appreciate its beauty as much. Here's the bottom line : I've never felt so happy and free like that day in a while. Now i understand that it's my choice not to leave my apartment and be a depressed whinging mess. 

Fabulous one hour!

Thank you Han river for once again making us fall in love with you, lovely weather also,

and of course my ladies for the companionship. Always!

That was sweet. But we can't cruise forever. (We just can't)

 Now what. You eat, eat, eat, and some more.

Oh my god that was the best fallafel in town. Gulp!

I'm Not 100% Sure

If this is a primitive man statue hailing from Natural History Museum

Or

A statue of Rick Owens

Or

Rick Owens himself.

This thing's a resident at the flagship Rick Owens Seoul.

I understand some people in fashion will get this one. but if you're never at all interested in fashion and your apartment is near them, i mean... come on. But if you are, i wouldn't look at its face or it might stare back at you.

I think even Rick Owens knows that there's amazon natives look moderner than him.

And doesn't Rick Owens remind you of some unemployable family member in your relatives always hanging out with 5 year olds and stuff. No matter how hard you hit his stomach when you play with him he'll never lose a smile on his face. I'm not saying Rick Owens might be a little slow. He's a star designer and i love the fact that he came up with the refined concept of men's high heel. He works that shit flawlessly.

 

What Did I Tell You

Okay, Anja!

This photo is one of the editorials called GO WILD from V mag spain April.

Honey, it's the familiar dance number i love.
Doctor! do i really have auditory hallucinations like you said before?

"What is it this time"

All the Single Ladies!

Ooh, Sasha's ready to stab your bonny model ass with her warrior ballet shoes.

Today i earned myself a little confidence.

Even the amazing V runs out of creativity sometimes.

Missing Egland

Element Pink makes the whole thing look so different.

I was once living in England short period of my teenage years. (And i was in Salisbury, Waltshire. Bizarrelicious place of all with mysterious Stonehenge and Madge's gigantic country house and stuff) I didn't care for it at the beginning. I bitched and moaned about how accent is the one i don't get, everything comes as incovenience in this country, where's the real food blah blah blah...

Same stuff right?

But as i'm getting more and more embracive as to observe the world in the living days. I can't help but notice that English are the ones that's having all the laughters of the world. It's totally it! You know fellas there can't name vegitable names correctly calling spring onion a pineapple (I'm not shitting you) and still laughing their asses off, your kid could be missing a toenail on the way home would be another reason to have a round of laughs. I know. But at the end of the day it's them English people teaches you how to live and breath with love Love love and to have fun night and day. That's what i learned and i married my wife Heather (who was 24 years older than me) in Tesco's After i got stoned on joint that strangers at the Cathedral park gave me.

One day they'd call me Jackie Chan.

One day they'd give away all of their joint packs if i sang the bridge of Britney song Toxic to them.

And how impressing was my farewell party where i cooked Korean dishes for 25 people, who all by the way got teared up for me leaving, that was some stuff for me. Gosh i miss them hard core! They didn't really wall me to love me to begin with. That's the bottom line.

I'm so visiting them again because i have two step children to support and we have some Noodle & Guinness nights to catch up on.

England. Where adults and the kids can make good friends with nobody bitchin' bout it.

SHANGRI LA!

So not like this country Korea where a person even a year older than you wanting you to be their bitch.

Sighs...

The Unbeatables

Telephone - Lady Gagita. feat Haronce

All of you bitches can go home now. Don't waste your time trying any further.

Oh my god honestly you guys, i don't know if the location supposed to be some Philippino ghetto they chose to spice things up or it could just be their real neighborhood. All i'm saying is at the scene where Beyonce feeding Gaga a bread, when you see it there's no bread. Already spent too much of their goverment subsidy money on costumes and weaves. I'm just saying!

We know we're all fucked. Might as well live a straight life.
Can you make the couture hat out of garbage bag? cuz i can't.

Blogging Idols

"BLOW DRY LIKE YOU MEAN IT"

Prince Pelayo the KATELOVESME blog. Drawn by us.

Don't we all have a bookmarked blog we're not afraid to visit two or three times a day even though you know there won't be a new post in the mean time.

Why ask tacky questions like "Why you like that blogosphere so much?"

When my answer always going to be like "Just cause" anyway.

I like Bryan Boy alot, because he can genuinely write and all the other elements that attracts million other regulars world wide. We know. 

And that Tavi girl, this is toughy because no matter what i say negatively about this girl genius will make me a pathatic jealous bitch. Can't beat her in the first place, no way! She's like 11(About that) with writing skills next to perfection, and this one only my guess the parents buying her Rodarte collections and stuff. I know it's not about her living a comfortable life, i know it's the whole thing mixed in one serve. I get a bit bitter when i have to compare myself to certain types of people. Anywho. My all time favorite! Prince Pelayo the KATELOVESME blog. London based. Very much into the core fashion scenes. Steaming hot. Really working the James Dean hair. Rebelicious also. And he's all about the full frontal men's fashion so there's his another unique strengh for you. Not many blogger with men's material run blog successfully. People want bloggers to show off the high heel purchases, not t-shirts and jeans and stuff. But Pelayo really owns the scene right about in the middle. Gays love him, chicks love him too. I'd say, fair fan base. No?

I'm always fascinated by the story everywhere that if you want to be famous then you simply will be famous somehow. All they did back then was clicking away few times to set a humble blog. Now they are crazy famous with actual frenzies around the world. That really gets me everytime. Wow.

A small fun fact. It's drawn in crayons and some Bobbi Brown foundations only! All we have equipped for drawing maybe some measly crayons and pencils but a make-up station as fancy as Shu Uemura store will do the trick just fine.

Sun Dried Strawberries

Jessie's family lives in more country side, and they live some luxurious organic life.

Mama jessie keeps sending us the most fresh & healthy foods they get seasonal. Vgies, fruits, all different kinds of grains, spices and also some unique home made facials too! (This one i love the most)

This time. It's the sun dried strawberries. As soon as i open the box, it fills the whole room with it's gorgeous smell! Very Marc Jacobs perfume ad. color's real pretty too.

Earth, Are You Well?

I don't want to be a total cunt by saying anything insensitive towards the world with my life. (Alright)

But then again they say it was never a thing to worry about so you can all suck it.

Explosions, to me is one of earth's way of playing with itself, gifting us some scenes to look at. Totally inspirational. And i remember Jessie use to have a giant box full of ripped off spreads of National Geographic volcano issues. I only hope this volcano thing knows just when to back the fuck off.

European fellas here in Seoul can go back home in two days. I hear each countries fed their people at Incheon airport hamburgers everyday! Now that story warm my heart.

Incheon National Airport

No offense, but i thought Europeans can always get like this, even when they're not in crisis.

At the subway plarform, "I'm laying my body on the floor i'm that free spirited and i'm from Europe."
Come on, you noticed.

Incheon National Airport

Jessie convinced me to go down to the airport and cruise guys.

And i'm like, hello... you know those guys are leaving in few days and they're all pissed. I'm so done with angry guys, that's so true.

Thoughts On Chanel RTW f/w 2011

I am smiling.

Yes Karl you are smiling.

Suzy you are probably wondering what am i smiling about.

I'm good Karl.

It's the latest Chanel runway show!

With that giant baby blue glacier installation, you were there so you know right?

Yes, Karl!

They say it was some kind of visual shock. I'm still thinking about it and loving it and loving it more!

The beauties on ice!

And how fantastic was it to see the catwalk filled with water?

We made models walk on water. Runway like... very surreal enchanted pond. Oh well, it wasn't a pond because it was supposed to be the ice age theme dear. Sure enough the clothes got wet wet wet but we absolutely didn't care!

 

Oh really?

Tell that to your atelier slaves and ask how they think about couture pieces with their bloods and sweats on it getting wet on runway just so you can fulfill your ego!

Don't be so up tight Suzy. They really enjoyed it too!

But the audience and model girls seemed more nervous about this than we were.

Gasp!

Nervous shitless model Lesbo Beha posing for cameras.

Suzy i'm telling you. The aquarium-like runway where goldfish could leave in was just heavenly...

Look at the hamline on that beauty getting soaking wet. So genius!

Oh, you put the goldfishes in?

 

Well, no, because goldfish to me is just plain hideous why would anyone want to have goldfish to appear in their collecition?

Cut the shit Karl,

 You made those fucked up polarbear mascot costume for those toy boys of yours and actually showed it to us. Seriously karl, you need to stop make those poor guys wear your idea of man in Chanel. It's really uncomfortable sometimes, even Coco somewhere would agree with me on this one.

You are saying that because you are fat Suzy. It's really up to you to lose weight. But i think of women's body...

Just let me go Karl.

Boo!

Gaga In New Japan Airpot

Gaga's Birkin, there's message for her fans in Katakana :

"I LOVE SMALL MONSTERS TOKYO LOVE"

I don't know about you but that is like the whitest most snow like Birkin i've ever seen.

I understand even the celebrities with million amazing to-do lists can feel so bored when they travel long but to actually use your Hermes leather as a post it? Don't get me wrong i'm thinking writing Katakana letters in Birkin is the most ferocious gesture ever. But even Lady Gaga must know that Birkin isn't Kade Spade right? I keep imagining how the whole process must have felt like.

Even Jay-Z would say in the song that only the chick like Beyonce can replace the bag like Birkin bag. (Forgive me for this one but it's true and i won't budge) I don't know what came over me and i'm different than ever these days. I would've never accepted a such behavior before, but now that i'm more into fun stuff with my life, there i was thinking to myself, I could've as easily done the same thing!  Me! Barely covering the gas bill,i know! And you know what can make things mucho hotter. My own personal stylist and a lover Nicola Formichetti be shouting "Do it Do it!!!" next to me when i did that. In that case we can sans the Birkin part and still be fine. Screw Birkin, i'm saving that money for Ritz Carlton Tokyo suites for me and Nicola. 

Let Nicola bag me! 

(Someone please stop me before i stop myself!)