Gaga In New Japan Airpot

Gaga's Birkin, there's message for her fans in Katakana :

"I LOVE SMALL MONSTERS TOKYO LOVE"

I don't know about you but that is like the whitest most snow like Birkin i've ever seen.

I understand even the celebrities with million amazing to-do lists can feel so bored when they travel long but to actually use your Hermes leather as a post it? Don't get me wrong i'm thinking writing Katakana letters in Birkin is the most ferocious gesture ever. But even Lady Gaga must know that Birkin isn't Kade Spade right? I keep imagining how the whole process must have felt like.

Even Jay-Z would say in the song that only the chick like Beyonce can replace the bag like Birkin bag. (Forgive me for this one but it's true and i won't budge) I don't know what came over me and i'm different than ever these days. I would've never accepted a such behavior before, but now that i'm more into fun stuff with my life, there i was thinking to myself, I could've as easily done the same thing!  Me! Barely covering the gas bill,i know! And you know what can make things mucho hotter. My own personal stylist and a lover Nicola Formichetti be shouting "Do it Do it!!!" next to me when i did that. In that case we can sans the Birkin part and still be fine. Screw Birkin, i'm saving that money for Ritz Carlton Tokyo suites for me and Nicola. 

Let Nicola bag me! 

(Someone please stop me before i stop myself!)